As I went home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door, where my own horse should be
So I call the wife and I says to herme:
Who owns that horse outside the door, where my own horse should be?"
Ha! You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool. Still you cannot see!
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me!
Well, many a days I travelled a hundred miles or more
But a sow with a saddle on, I never seen before!
And as I went home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to herme:
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?"
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool. Still you cannot see!
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me!
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons on a blanket sure I never saw before!
And as I went home on Wednesday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to herme:
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?"
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool. Still you cannot see!
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me!
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before!
And as I went home on Thursday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to herme:
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?"
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see!
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me!
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before!
And as I went home on Friday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to herme:
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?"
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see!
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me!
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before!
And as I went home on Saturday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to herme:
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be?"
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see!
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me!
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before!
As I went home on Sunday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing in her thing where my old thing should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to herme:
Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be?"
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see!
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me!
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before!Til sangoversigten
